Get ready to squad up, scavengers, because GUNTOUCHABLES is blasting onto the scene like a Molotov cocktail! This hardcore co-op roguelite on Steam (Q2 2024) throws you into a post-apocalyptic wasteland crawling with mutants. But fear not, trigger-happy heroes, because you’re not alone – you’ve got your ragtag crew of GUN RUNNERS by your side. Think Mad Max meets Mission: Impossible.
Loot & Scoot (Before They Do)
Here’s the deal: the world’s gone kablooey thanks to a rogue bio-lab and some trigger-happy military types. Now, mutated monstrosities roam the land, hungrier than a politician on election day. Your job? As one of the GUN RUNNERS, you and your squad need to scavenge hidden military weapons before the mutants do. But here’s the twist: the longer you leave a crate undelivered, the meaner and meaner the mutants get. It’s a high-stakes game of grab-and-dash, where every decision could mean the difference between hero and mutant chow.
Speaking of firepower, GUNTOUCHABLES throws a buffet of destructive delights your way. Shotguns that fire like confetti cannons, grenade launchers that turn mutant mosh pits into chunky salsa, and enough perks to make Rambo jealous – this ain’t your grandma’s bingo night. But remember, ammo ain’t infinite, so choose your shots wisely. Every trigger pull is a gamble, and every mutant a dance with destiny (or a messy demise).
Squad Goals
Lone wolves get eaten first in this mutant jungle. In GUNTOUCHABLES, your squad is your lifeline. Marcus the medic patches you up when you’re one sneeze away from a dirt nap. The Scout zips around like a caffeinated squirrel, unearthing hidden goodies. Mr. B keeps your ammo pockets singing like a choir of Gatling guns. And Alfred the eagle-eyed sharpshooter paints mutant portraits with bullets. Remember, teamwork makes the dream work; in this case, the dream is staying alive (and maybe blowing some stuff up along the way).
So grab your weapons, rally your squad, and prepare for a co-op adventure that’ll leave you grinning.
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