A bit of identified truth is that all the RPS workers are complicated clockwork automata, designed and constructed by slightly gnome with the type of inch-thick glasses that make your eyes look comically giant. We’re every powered by a spell that lasts however 12 months, so each Christmas we fall over like unhappy marionettes. The gnome has to spend a few weeks trekking up a mountain to see the fairy who can recast the spells on us. You may assist fund his sled canines and provisions by turning into a member of the RPS supporter program. Whereas he is away, we have ready some Christmas Crackers for you.
Time to take pleasure in your pretty joke!
Q: Why does Santa maintain falling asleep whereas enjoying video games?
A: He has Norco-lepsy
