Take two! Dennis is now working on a threesome love affair

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In episode five, (evil) tongues and interpersonal flames fly, sowing a lot of hate.

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Are you feeling fifty-fifty over the weekend? So what about the big decisions of the season? Raclette or hot pot? Sled or snowboard? “Hot cream” or mulled wine? Snow star or sex star? Difficult! It’s always best to do both!

That's what Bachelor Dennis must have been thinking when he decided to spend a night with Mickey and Amina. After a detailed conversation, the three retreated to a room with only one bed. What were they doing there all night? Maybe it's the love of three people?

We'll never know, because every primetime dating show eventually becomes squeamish. This was almost certainly not Mickey's original intention. The easy-going 19-year-old from Liechtenstein is a passionate exhibitionist who feels bikini tops limit her enjoyment of life.

Amina (left) and Mickey.Picture: CH Media

“Demich is always so exposed, and I think that's a good thing for the Eels, but if she's so exposed, what happens to the women in the mines?” Denis asked disingenuously and suggestively, feeling dismayed at the prospect. Happy. Mickey says: “I like more mature men!” and wants him to touch her breasts, but he doesn't do it (on camera) because the more discreet 28-year-old single mother Amina is also present. Amina liked Dennis's appearance, size and physique, and Mickey only talked about his inner values, which she still wanted to tap into.

Picture: CH Media

Speaking of revelations: You've seen “Frost,” right? The new global Christmas movie on Netflix will make you wonder: Oh my god, how many drugs are in this script, and where do you get them? So: A quaint, one-street, just-for-Christmas American town is hosting its annual snow sculpture contest.

This is “Hot Frosty,” a cross between “The Frog Prince” and “Snow White.”Image: Netflix

A sweet cafe owner, whose husband died prematurely and his lovely house fell into disrepair, receives a magical scarf from the lovely old man. When she puts it on a particularly sculptural snowman (the stripper type with shoulder-length hair), he comes to life, spreading lots of love and fixing up the lovely house. For him, the value of inner and outer is exactly fifty-fifty. The question is: Will it fall victim to America's heat torture and melt, or will it perform a Christmas miracle? It's completely silly, but it does disorient you due to the blatantly orchestrated emotional developments.

Winter is just a craftsman, right? Dustin Milligan's snowman comes to life.Image: Petr Maur / Netflix © 2024

A new Christmas rom-com starring Lindsay Lohan (that’s all: it gets super complicated!) and the nativity story Mary, Anthony, coming to Netflix · Anthony Hopkins plays the royal villain Herod who massacres babies. Hey, those are still stories!

Meanwhile, in Thailand with Dennis: nothing. Nothing worth mentioning. Nothing worth sitting through commercial breaks. Final Bachelorette Larissa comes to visit and gives the ladies a “personality test” where they ask questions like “Who's the gossip?”, “Who's the dummy?”, “Who's not the brightest candle” and more question. ? ” and “Who is the worst candidate for The Bachelor ?” “Answer. So: who is despicable, who is lying, who is stupid, who is wrong? From then on everyone hated each other.

Erin was by far the least popular woman on Larissa's personality test.Picture: CH Media

Alina. You have to feel sorry for her. And there are some doubts about other people's character.Picture: CH Media

Then, for therapeutic reasons, the four ladies had to spend the night in a horrible cabin without enough beer to drink or anything else, but lo and behold, they managed to reconcile… yawn!

I have to say, Winans (left) and Amina looked absolutely stunning in episode five.Picture: CH Media

Denis used ice to massage the legs of fight-dancing Valais woman Winans, who had sex shortly before flying to Thailand, just to protect herself in case she didn't like the bachelor. Well, anyone who comes from the mountains with harsh winters knows what prevention means. Dennis then kisses the least bright candle named Jackie, which doesn't exactly make it burn, but at least makes it flicker. Guys, seriously, this is not how you write stories!

The kiss between Jackie and Dennis was a “surprise” for Dennis. Whatever that means.Picture: CH Media

“A critical case is a small task, a privilege, a small burden,” Dennis said with Shakespearean pathos, reaching for the rose. Erin got nothing. Aline, of all people, whom he considered “very real and genuine”, but hey, “other women kätsched mi meh”. There's nothing you can do about it. If you can, please support me. Now comes the really big decision: fondue, raclette or pizza? Bon appetit, good winter!