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tub! flash! There are many, many distractions in these gloomy days.

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Oh people, in addition to the many big and sad things going on in the world, there are also many small and sad things that make you wonder where happiness actually lies. Until now, we thought we were living happily ever after in this sweet, twisted British house that actually belongs to Kate Winslet but is temporarily occupied by Cameron Diaz, who is there Falling in love with Jude Law. You already know “Holiday”, one of the most watched Christmas movies along with “Sissi”, a film about a poor girl who also loses a shoe but ends up doing it out of pure The story of social justice and getting a prince.

But now, annoyingly disillusioned artist Jude Law has revealed that this happy house doesn't even exist! Kate and Cameron's bathtub is only in movie studios! No one expected this! ! ! Only in Christmas TV commercials, the world is still in a pure and beautiful atmosphere, celebrating the harmony of happy bells and fine wine.

Once upon a time there was a famous bathtub. It was featured in the movie Vacation, used by Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz. But not in the UK!Picture: www.imago-images.de

However, Kate Winslet's (“Lee”) bathtub in the movie is more famous: it actually existed – in Hitler's Munich apartment. Picture: Ascot Classic

Even Lady Whisperer and Maester Denis – in keeping with the time of year – take pains to emphasize his obsession with harmony. So all you have to say is: acting bug, Dennis. There is competition here. Competitors live here. Here, discord and slander are exchanged at every moment.

Last week, the man in need of harmony treated a few ladies to a night of therapy in a scary cabin. They desperately needed to find the middle man in the group again, which they did, but then the middle man quickly left the group again.

The big challenge in episode six is ​​called “Burlesque.” Basically as a shiny reward for the infinitely unworthy bouncy castle challenge. However, Venance met both challenges brilliantly.Image source: ch media

Huge shame about bouncy castles. Liliana fled into the arms of Winans.Picture: CH Media

Dennis is at a turning point that will lead to the finale in two weeks. “I'm so emotional, it's hard to describe.” What does that mean now? Everything and nothing!

He dismisses Vienna Alice, saying, “Alice, you're educated and sexy,” and says something about wasting the opportunity. For him, Liliana from Munich exuded “a lot of sexual energy, but not a lot of emotional energy,” so she, too, had to go. And there's Jackie, with whom he had a soulmate orgy last week in an “I'm such an idiot!” – “No, it’s me!” – “No, it’s me!” celebrated, but had to leave because he thought Amina’s kiss was better than Jackie’s. He said it so directly and cruelly.

Amina and Denis: symbols of cuteness.Picture: CH Media

“I think we've had great kisses and sex for a long time. I think Damina would have a lot of potential in this bet given the circumstances.”

There's always something missing or too much of something, and when both are present at the same time, that's not good either. It's like being in the kitchen of a very, very bad cook.

Incidentally, Iris's comment on her firing was: “I agree with his decision that he needs a less important woman.”

Iris really didn't think much of Dennis at all.Picture: CH Media

The current fashion for intentionally tight bras has been dubbed the “Underboob Queen” by a woman who claims to be more beautiful than ever. Next week, she wants to prove to Dennis once and for all that she's totally “wife material.” Until now she has always believed that less is more and nothing is best. At least in the textile field. “Hey, they're ready to go all out,” she said—looking not at her opponent, but at her breasts.

The glue doesn’t stick! The red pompom will soon leave Mickey. Of course, this was the greatest joy for her (and Dennis).Picture: CH Media

Oh yes, elegant Kool woman Sidney must go too. Dennis said it was too “tiny” and he didn't have a loud voice himself. Foolishly, the future Queen Kate is writing her Christmas message now and not while The Bachelor was filming. It says: “We all have something to offer each other. A kind word or a listening ear, an arm around a tired shoulder or silent intimacy with someone.” Silent proximity!

Laura sings beautifully and has a loud voice.Picture: CH Media

Regardless, Laura's voice is strong, and she's still there, even though she's the high priestess of dissonance, because where Laura is, there's complacency (“I'm fucking beautiful!”) and confusion. Laura's self-assessment is indeed miraculous, but the soft-hearted Denis, who first felt bullied by “Vönoos” (Venance, editor), believed her and told her to continue, Liliana commented: “I actually expected that, the victims kept Show up in life.” That's pretty annoying for Liliana, who by the way grew up in her parents' strip club, and it's a shame she's not out there and can't say sentences like that anymore.

Michelle was all in.Picture: CH Media

Venance, Michèle, Michi, Mabel, Amina and Laura are now flying to Bangkok with Dennis and will be licking each other's throats like crazy as seen in the trailer in what will be a celebration of jealousy and harmony Events make faces and cry in empty strip clubs.

Mabel is finally back to her lone warrior element, because there's nothing she hates more than teamwork. Picture: CH Media

Oh guys, I recently read an interview in Der Spiegel with a best-selling life-counseling author who said that in times like these, only a steady display of repression can keep us from going crazy. Maybe it's just right to distract yourself from the madness of the world with an hour or two of “The Bachelor,” experiencing the ancient bustle on an exotic island and engaging in activities that are almost reminiscent of a biblical paradise. No, she didn't say that, but she definitely meant it. So read between the lines. So be kind to each other and show each other what Laura claims about herself: “I have the heart and the gold to be a bishop.”