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Laura and I slept with someone else again. I thought, why not get back in the game and date a sexologist with a professional.
November 29, 2024 10:02November 29, 2024 13:28
I think trying monogamy opened new doors for me. Or rather, the euphoria I felt about being able to sleep with other people again was contagious. Or, a third option, everything is the same as before, but since I've been “out” for a while, I think everything is different. Just like when you go on a trip, you suddenly appreciate the toilet at home in a completely different way.
What I'm trying to say is this: I've never played so many games as I do now. I wrote to a woman and got something back. I smile in her direction and she smiles or nods back at me – as every man knows, in Zurich, everything else is self-evident. You usually have an annoyed look on your face. When things get bad, she looks away. At worst, she moves her hands as if she's trying to scare away a wasp. It happened to me once too. Then I knew: it was time to go home.
But now I'm not home much.
I visit Lara from time to time. But we, what should I call this, we are not in the most intense phase yet. She is busy and so am I. But it was all very relaxed, no arguments, no silence, and very little time for each other. If I'm not with her, playing sports, hanging out with friends, or going somewhere with Hannah, then I'm “out there.”
This means: on a date, in a bar, or with a date in a bar
Most of these meetings and acquaintances are not exciting enough to be worth writing about here, and to be honest you are just reading because the title says sexologist advice and then comments that too much foreplay is involved.
thing.
A date with a sexologist was nice, but not exciting. I don't find her unattractive, but I don't find her sexy either. I don't find it unexciting, but I don't find it particularly interesting either. What interests me most is her career. Or their future career. She is still learning. Second degree. She is 32 years old and currently works in an advertising company. What she then received wasn’t really a college degree. But there is a diploma. But she said it was a “real thing.” The purpose of the training, and of her work as a sex therapist: to help people who want better sex have better sex.
I thought, I can't let this go by and show my best side…
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Before you all get nervous: We're not having sex. This isn't because of me or lack of gameplay, it's because of their rules. She never slept with someone on the first date. “No matter how good the date, I wouldn't do it.” But, folks, take a deep breath, we dated for two weeks, she was going on vacation in between, and I can tell you straight up that having sex with a sexologist is What kind of. Until then, we all have to feel comfortable with this proposal.
3 most important sex tips
First: People still focus too much on “intercourse” today, and she does say intercourse, which is a problem and unnecessary because 9 out of 10 women won't pass penetration alone, and unlike in the past, you won't I want to produce as many offspring as possible, but I also want to have fun. Many women cannot say what they like, but this is not because they do not know enough about it, but because there is no culture. It’s not just women’s responsibility to change this. (At this point she looked at me sternly.)
Second: In most cases there is a time issue. It takes two to three minutes for men and twenty minutes for women until she is “ready.” If the vagina is “ready” and becomes larger, the high speeds required for many men over twenty to reach orgasm are no longer an issue.
Third: Basically, people don’t move enough during sex, which is why they don’t enjoy it as much. I was going to say that we men are very mobile but some women just lie there like passive flounders, but then I thought that wouldn't be accepted and that's not what she meant. Both men and women are too nervous and their movements are too mechanical and mellow, so they often have harsh thoughts and fantasies that require a lot of pressure and friction, and are constantly having new things or people because the sympathetic nervous system is constantly activated. Here it becomes too technical for me…but my takeaway is: less tension, more relaxation. “It’s more of a swing than a straight push,” she said. Like I said, I don't fully understand it yet. But I'm still going to find out.
so.
I will implement all of this and report back to you in two weeks.
So long,
Book
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Big Ben is…
…30s, living in a shared apartment. Surveys show his job ranks among the top ten sexiest jobs women find. He plays football but barely scores a goal (because he's a goalkeeper), he has many sisters, lots of them, and is obviously totally spoiled, but also enlightened (way too soon). He hates dress-up parties, but will dress up as Gandalf if necessary. Ben is single and has no interest in changing that.
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