Get Divorced at 3AM All Endings Explained

On the hunt for a Get Divorced at 3AM all endings guide? You’re in luck! This guide contains a list of all endings with explanation for each of them – plus, how to unlock them.

Despite the interesting name, Get Divorced at 3am is a pretty involved game! With 18 endings and 42 badges to collect, there are seemingly a variety of ways to get a divorce on Roblox. You can opt for the straightforward route, though the thought of 18 mystery endings will surely pique your curiousity.

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Now, let’s delve deeper into each ending. There are tons of endings to reach within the game, which one did you get during your first playthrough?

Divorce Ending

As you can probably guess, this is the generic ending. You can end the game by simply handing the divorce papers over to your wife.

Head to the store
Pick up the 2 Tix
Buy the divorce papers that are situated next to the cash register
Head back to your house and give your wife the divorce papers

Illegal Divorce Ending

This ending involves handing the divorce papers to your wife yet again, but this time you commit a crime. You end up taking all of your wife’s money by tricking her into signing a document.

Head to the back of your house
Find the stack of rocks
Pick up the Purple Key
Walk to the house that is across the street from your house
Use the Purple Key to unlock the door and walk inside
Walk over to the pink chair
Pick up the Blue Key
Head out of the house and turn left
Use the Blue Key to unlock the next house
Once you have entered the house, head upstairs
You’ll spot a code on the ground next to some boxes (this code is randomly generated)
Head to the store
Talk to the man who is sitting outside of the store
He offers you “legal divorce papers” but requests a code
Give him the code that you found by the boxes and he’ll hand you the divorce papers
Go back to your house and hand the “legal divorce papers” to your wife

Steal Ending

On the topic of committing a crime…

Walk to the store
Pick up the divorce papers
Leave the store with the divorce papers (you haven’t paid for them!)
The staff member will call the police to report the crime
Next, you’ll get arrested

Leave Family Ending

This ending does exactly what it says on the tin.

Leave your house
Wait outside for an hour
A cube that reads “Leave Family Ending” will appear by the door
Interact with it
A cutscene will begin to play

Sisyphus Ending

If you’re familiar with Greek mythology, you’ll know how this one ends…

Go the store
Pick up the hammer that is situated to the left of the store
Go inside the store and smash the glass
Pick up the staff uniform and put it on
Head to the elevator and go to the ground floor
Walk out of the elevator and walk through the door to the left
Pick up the White Key
Head outside and walk to the house that is situated next to your house
Use the White Key to enter this house
Go upstairs
Go to sleep on the bed
You’ll wake up in a mysterious place with a giant ball
Push the ball up the tunnel
The ball will then fall down when you reach the end of the tunnel

Bread Ending

This ending is a little strange, but it’s an ending nonetheless.

Go to the store
Pick up the Tix (found on the ground)
Buy some bread
Go back to your house
Hand the bread to your child

Rotten Bread Ending

Gross.

Go to the store
Pick up the hammer to the left
Break the glass inside the store
Pick up the staff uniform
Go to the elevator and go downstairs to the ground floor
Pick up the rotten bread that is situated on a shelf
Go to your house
Show the rotten bread to your family
The entire house and your family will turn green

Pizza Ending

Curious about a good ending? Apparently, Pizza fixes everything.

Go to the store
Find the hammer that is situated to the left of the store
Break the glass inside the store
Pick up the staff uniform
Go to the freezer and pick up a frozen pizza
Walk into the elevator and go down
You’ll find yourself in front of a stove
Cook the pizza
Go back to your house
Give the cooked pizza to your wife
She’ll suddenly decide that she doesn’t want to get divorced anymore

Uncooked Pizza Ending

The bad version of the Pizza Ending.

Go to the store
Buy a frozen pizza
Go back to your house
Show the frozen pizza to your family

Cheeseburger Ending

Here’s another good ending that revolves around food.

Repeat the same process as above for the Pizza ending, but cook the cheeseburger on the stove instead
Head back to your house
Show the cheeseburger to your wife
You will say “can I have chezburger pls”
She will respond similarly

Uncooked Burger Ending

It’s basically the same as the Cheeseburger ending, but it doesn’t end well…

Go to the store
Buy the uncooked burger
Go back to your house
Show the uncooked burger to your family
Understandably, they’re disgusted

Bloxy Cola Ending

Another food orientated ending, but this one involves a drink instead – it’s pretty strange too.

Go to the store
Pick up the Tix (found on the ground)
Head to the drink section in the store
Buy Bloxy Cola
Go back to your house
Show your wife the Bloxy Cola
Surprise! Someone breaks into your house demanding hydration
Hand the Bloxy Cola to them

Milk Ending

A short-lived playthrough.

Go to the store
Buy milk
Go back to your house
Show the milk to your family
They will then tell you that you’re in the wrong game

Epic Drink Ending

What are the ingredients in this drink?!

Go to the store
Pick up the hammer to the left of the store
Break the glass
Pick up the staff uniform
Head to the elevator and go down
Enter the room on the left
Pick up the White Key
Head outside and go to the top of your street
Use the White Key to unlock the door
Go left and pick up the Red Key that is situated on the coffee table
Go to the backyard of the house
Use the Red Key to open the door
Pick up the paint that can be found inside
Go to the store and walk to the vending machine
Paint the vending machine
You’ll receive the Epic Drink
Go back to your house
Give the Epic Drink to your child
He’ll start acting strange once he takes a sip
He then blows up

Pie Ending

Similarly to the bread and pizza ending, this one revolves around food. However, this one differs slightly.

Go to the store
Pick up the Tix (found on the ground)
Buy a pie
Go back to your house
Throw the pie at your wife’s face while laughing

Kaboom Ending

This one is an explosive ending…

Go to your backyard
Walk over to the stack of rocks and pick up the Purple Key
Head to the house across the street
Use the Purple Key to unlock this house
Pick up the Blue Key that is situated under the pink chair by the stairs
Use the Blue Key to unlock the house to the left
Enter this house and go upstairs
Look for the pile of boxes
Open the red box with a box cutter (the box cutter can be found on the metal shelves)
You’ll receive C4
Go back to your house
Show the C4 to your family
The C4 will then explode

Goober Ending

When meme culture infiltrates your divorce.

Pick up the Purple Key that is found by the stack of rocks in your backyard
Go to the house across the street and unlock the door with the Purple Key
Find the Blue Key under the pink chair by the stairs
Go outside and head to the house to the left
Use the Blue Key to unlock this house
You’ll spot the framed photo of a cat on the wall
Take it off the wall
Go back to your house
Show the framed photo to your wife
The Goober meme cat will then come out of the framed photo
The cat then asks for the photo to be returned