Emma Amour: A deep dive into alternative Facebook chats

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Emma Love

Do you remember Facebook? I hardly know either. Until I recently logged in again and read old chats. Buckle up: My life is awesome. And strict. And it's annoying. And super romantic. But I didn't realize it.

Emma Love

The first thing I noticed: most chats ended with a message from me. So the ones I have with men. on Facebook. Many years ago. But I was really funny. And very smart. There's also the sexual aspect. No joke. In the age of Facebook, sexting is a huge topic in my life.

Every now and then it gets me further, and every now and again (often!?) it ends in ghosting.

I realized I was still angry. Or do it again.

I ended up going back to my old Facebook chats because I'm sick now. good. But it's bad enough that I don't want to go out and meet anyone, and I'm tentatively sure that I'm the poorest person on earth.

People who have zero contact with me congratulate me

So I took a deep dive into my Facebook inbox. By the way, this event starts shortly after 10pm and ends after midnight.

I've talked to far more men than women. Well, not surprising.

For many of them, I no longer know who they are. Not even watching the news can help me. If two messages are sent and I don’t know who it is, I’m gone.

There are also old acquaintances from Tinder. do you remember? First it was Tinder, then Date, then Facebook and WhatsApp.

Somehow it's still cool.

There were a lot of chats with people I had no contact with but they wished me a happy birthday. They do this every year. I'll send it all at once “Thank you very much and happy birthday.” Back away. Several people responded immediately.

Then there’s chatting with friends. They talk about dates, sexy and stupid bosses, businessmen and crappy Zurich apartments, vacation plans, fears, men and plans, and more.

Maybe I thought I was in love

Then I chatted with Sandro and I. On November 24, 2017, he wrote: “Not writing to you at night is a challenge to my discipline. I hope you are well. For my part, I feel better and everything will be fine, anyway, with you here, chch… Good night!”

I don't know what's out there. Maybe I thought again, I'm already in love and our relationship must end. Ha ha.

In April 2017, this happened: «Your messages are cute, you are really cool and I like it. On a hot afternoon, why not say hello from time to time? “WTF!? Does he want to meet in the afternoon?” At that time we met 98% of the time in the middle of the night, 2 hours/number max? It's romantic, but don't I like it?

In March 2017, I wrote: “By the way, I really realized that I really really need to get naked with you.”

Sandro: “I'm fine! Now you can guess what the two of us will be doing by Easter at the latest. From this: So are you still here?”

Oh, Sandro. It was great even before we were officially established.

A few months ago I: “I'll ask, and you can ignore this question, but I'm not just interested in your penis, but you as a person: what's going on/wrong in your world right now?”

yes: “I'll get back to you soon, no matter what, we are in this life together.”

Here, I don’t know what the previous story was. But I know our story already is. That was him and me. We have always been who we are. And will be. As he wrote in this seemingly innocuous message.

This means the world to me.

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Emma Armor is…

…now 40 years old, and after a thousand years of back and forth, actually managed not only to have a relationship with Suff-SMS-Sandro, but to keep it more or less stable! Emma lives in Zurich's 5th district (probably forever) and Sandro lives in the 3rd district. They don't want to move in together, but never say never – and aside from his mountain of beer cans, Emma makes it clear she'll “never live in my cabin”. In this blog, Emma takes you into her love life and reveals everything, even the bad parts – knowing full well that Sandro is reading. I love you, SSMSS! So sit back and enjoy a slightly more mature version of Emma!

*Kind of funny, you know…!

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