Denis gives his heart to Valais woman Winans

Mabel, Dennis, Michelle and a location worthy of Tom Cruise.Picture: CH Media

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The stuntwoman from Valais stands out from the rest. She has always been our favorite.

The day started with a splash in the media. The ancient bones were eventually analyzed and the results were horrifying, The Guardian reports. No, these bones aren't from reality show participants who were scantily clad and abandoned on an island or in a shipping container ten or twenty years ago.

They belong to older islanders, Bronze Age islanders unearthed somewhere in England in the 1970s. The skeletons of dozens of people were revealed. In a mass grave. That was sensational. However, the archaeologists quickly forgot about their findings.

Birth in a Coffin: Skeleton of a woman and fetus from a seventh- or eighth-century tomb near Imola. From what is known of the sequence, it is clear that the fetus was still partly inside the body of the deceased.

Symbolic image of old skeleton.Image: A. Pasini et al., 2018/World Neurosurgery

Until today. Now they get to the back and realize, damn, damn, damn, the bones are being chewed! And from human teeth! So this must have been a cannibal orgy, most likely to scare off enemies, and cannibals' favorite food is children. Is it a bit beyond your imagination? Everything went very, very wrong!

Only “The Bachelor” is better.

Or maybe not?

Here, Denis tells Amina that she has to go first. Venus can stay.Picture: CH Media

Or where exactly can you find the giant worms of the season? Colleague Togweiler has only watched one episode and says you can't make fully functional trash TV with decent people. Colleague Rothenfluh had to suffer many consequences and lost faith in his love affair with television production.

Michelle and Mabel can't do push-ups. Dennis did it.Image source: ch media

Maybe the days of this form of dating are over for good. Maybe it will end when suddenly everyone involved is still involved in the influencer business. Surprise and emotion require a certain innocence and innocence. If you always think about the social media exploit chain, you won't have this. Self-control is the death of spontaneity. The Füdli on display really doesn't have any entertainment value anymore, and the tattoos aren't a long story.

The scenery in Bangkok is impressive.Picture: CH Media

Maybe it's Dennis, who always talks as if he's swallowed an artificial intelligence and whose so-called excitement when he receives the final rose sounds like it's coming from a can that's expired decades ago. Maybe it's because of the ladies (no more “ladies,” I decided now), from whom you barely express any emotion, everything is just a show, everything is fake.

Only one is good from the start. Vönooos, to paraphrase Dennis. So Winans. Stuntman and dancer, single mother, breast cancer survivor who was once adopted in Valais. The young woman seems to have lived through five lifetimes and makes no secret of her desire to be left behind again. I've been with Venance since their first appearance. Now she is the winner of the final rose.

Venance: Nervous fairy tale princess.Picture: CH Media

She defeated Amina, Mabel and Michelle. And this, although by the end she is no longer the loudest Venance she was before, by the end she becomes more and more taciturn and unhappy because she loves so much.

You have to praise the location exploration for such wonderful backgrounds.Picture: CH Media

I hope very, very, very firmly that Denis will be able to drive away her need for love like the springs of the Valais Mountains drive away the last snow, to carry her across the chasms of existence and to protect her and the “wild, exciting and explosive” . “He just admired her and didn't try to tame her. This woman deserves to be pampered unconditionally, do you understand?!

What a sweet picture!Image source: ch media

Unfortunately, I will find out tomorrow that they are no longer together. Woe to you! While I wouldn't have known that anyway, it's only available through the podcast now, and I don't even like the podcast as much as Vinegar. Have I mentioned how much I dislike vinegar? What about the local vinegar, which is very pungent to the nose and only removes limescale? Like our Dani Huber, I made a cross to scare away vampires on onions.

Onions are sold at the traditional Zibelemaerit in Bern on Monday, November 24, 2014. (KEYSTONE/Peter Schneider)

Zwibelemärit: Paradise for the Bernese, hell for our Danny Huber.Image: KEYSTONE

But let’s put aside vinegar and the most important yet disgusting link in its recycling chain – salad dressing – and get straight to that vitally important everyday phenomenon of our time: sauce.

A very young female voice in Watson's kitchen was emphatically saying, “Michael, diversify your sandwiches!” That person, Michael, replied, “The sauce is the frosting.” Great conversation. Voices in the kitchen keep asking, where does the transition from soup to sauce actually begin? A big question in human history. The perspective of Bronze Age cannibals is also interesting.

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