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Darwin knew: Man is better than snow.
I can reassure those who have had enough of the snow. Because the snow – as opposed to people – will disappear again.
Why? We find the answer in Charles Darwin.
“It is not the strongest who survive, nor the smartest, but those who are most adaptable to change.”
Charles Darwin, BA.
This ability to change can be found in humans. For example with Freddy. Freddy is 21, has just returned from an exchange year in Australia (drinking with Goon, “cheap and proven”) and is already studying for a Bachelor of Business Administration at ZHAW.
Freddie was happy when it snowed. Whether he's referring to the tiny ice crystals of snow that fall on us human ants in the winter as solid precipitation remains to be seen. Perhaps he was also referring to another “gift from the gods.”
Two little rascals turn Freddy into a daddy
Now that we are turning the wheel of time, Freddy belongs to a species that, according to Darwin, can be classified into the mutable category. he has been with cola over Responsible student transforms into mature father role model. Freddy now has two children. We call them epinephrine(3) and testosterone(5).
Adrenaline and testosterone both love snow. Perhaps not the material her father studied, but material that under the microscope looks as if Pope Pius gave Michelangelo free rein when creating the sculpture. Looking cool and nice, just like David.
But back to kids’ fascination with eating snow.
To the twin villains of adrenaline and testosterone, snowflakes are the partridge of winter. Huntable and most importantly: edible.
Not all snow is the same
But Freddy has a problem. As a responsible and clean father, he knows that snow is more than just snow. When I say he knew this completely, I mean completely.
Which snow is edible, which should be left alone, and when and where the best snow is. As winter approaches, these are all concerns for Freddy. prevention? Have you been vaccinated against COVID-19? Vote for highway expansion? puff!
Which snow is suitable for eating is a parenting secret that every child needs on the road to adolescence. Especially adrenaline and testosterone. Because the name says it all.
As soon as the two saw Wes, they rushed out into the street, acting like Garfield at a wedding buffet. Anything that can't escape is stuffed into the mouth.
Of course Freddie's dad knew this. That's why every time it snows for the first time, he gives kids some lifelong tips and tricks.
Freddy's Tips
These techniques are as pure and pure as the material from his school days. A brief summary of Freddy’s wisdom:
- You can't eat snow in this world, it's yellow.
- If snow falls on the wheels, the taste will be a bit bland in your mouth.
- Snow on your hat won't make you that happy.
- If the snow is good, mealy, and fresh, it tastes just as good as mom's quiche.
- But: If the snow is powdery and close to a credit card, the snow probably belongs in Dad's study.
- If the snow is bright white, it won't be too hot for Dad to eat.
- If the snow on the leaves is fresh, dad will also have snow in his mouth.
- If he has gray footprints in the snow, reject him.
These valuable tips will help your adrenaline and testosterone get through the winter safely.
It will snow again
What are the benefits of doing this? Snow is different from people, it doesn't change. These tips work for all generations and can be recycled again and again. Koyuki is not Freddy who evolved from student to father.
That's why Adrenalina and Testosteronny, once they follow in the footsteps of student Freddy and then become the fathers of Adrenalina Junior and Testosteronny Junior themselves, can give their gangsters the same tips as their father Freddy once did.
Because this is the biggest difference between people and snow. We are mutable and still exist, snow is constant and will disappear again – at the latest when the weather warms up again. Darwin knew this.
So a call to all snow haters not to despair: tempora trendur!
Author's note: The rigor of this article is not guaranteed. This is purely for entertainment purposes.
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