Don't let an actor or the Martha's Vineyard elite tell you how to vote

Last week, Kamala Harris fans dropped this ad: “But for Kamala.And you might want to drink some Midola before you look.

CREATIVITY FOR HARRIS AD: I'm man enough to enjoy bourbon on tap. Meat. Enough to cook my steak rare. Enough to deadlift 500 and braid the shit out of my daughter's hair. Do you think I'm afraid to rebuild the carburetor? I eat carburetors for breakfast. I'm not afraid of bears. That's what bear hugs are for. I'll tell you one more thing that I'm not afraid of – women. Want to control their bodies? I say go. Do they want to use in vitro fertilization to start a family? I'm not afraid of families. I'm man enough to tell you that I cried during Love Actually, Good Will Hunting, West Side Story – and Predator. I've had enough so-called dominant menhumiliating and controlling women just to make them feel stronger. That's not how my mother raised me.

I hope there were tampons in the men's room at this audition. It was as manly as Dylan Mulvany shaving Rachel Levine's legs. The ad wasn't authorized by either candidate, but Trump was able to pay for it because it was about as authentic as Tim Walz's war act. Even though the so-called voters were paid actors and not typical actors, as far as I know, none of them are successful waitresses. Their film credits are rarer than the fruit on Brian Stelter's lunch. But some of these men were so effeminate that they asked for payment of $0.80 on the dollar.

A SEXIST WOULD SAY!

Hahaha, that's not funny. The message was that even real men can vote for Kamala. This begs the question: If these men are out there, why make this ad? I mean, would they need Kamala's supporters to reassure them that everything is fine? It's like Kamala is your mom and she gives you a note to give to the teacher saying that Billy can go on the trip. Let's hope Coach Walz isn't on the bus. Do you remember any ads telling anyone they could vote for Trump or vote for anyone else for that matter?

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Do you remember those commercials from the 1980s that said real men could vote for Reagan? He didn't need it. He blocked voting for real men, real women, and even real chimpanzees. It's sad that you have to prove that these people are actually there. Kamala's campaign is like Bud Light trying to win back the alpha males who drank it, only this time it's the Democratic Party instead of beer. But the fact that actors had to be hired to pretend to be blue-collar workers voting for Harris means there are no real ones. NO. Democrats know real men will see through this bitch.

After all, look at her husband and vice president. They make Siegfried and Roy look like Ali and Frazier. This is where it gets sad. Listen to actress Jennifer Garner as she tries to assure Kamala's followers that they are still men.

JENNIFER GARNER: I mean, I look at these beautiful faces, these women and these strong men. God, is there anything sexier than a man who is Kamala's man?

These men are just cheering because they want free Tampax. More scrotums shrunk in this video than a cold-handed urologist. The only reason Kamala voters are hot is because of the heat. And honestly, you'd have to be crazy to vote for her. And then there's Obama, who senses trouble and admonishes Black men for not voting for her, blaming it on sexism.

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BARACK OBAMA: We have not yet seen the same type of energy and turnout in all neighborhoods and communities as we did when I was running. I also want to say that this seems to be more evident with brothers. When you have a choice, it's clear. Hi makes me thinkand I talk directly to men, part of my feeling is that, well, you just don't feel the idea of ​​a woman becoming president.

Maher made fun of the fact that former US President Barack Obama had to resort to “scolding” Black men to support Harris. (Michelle Gustafson/Bloomberg via Getty Images)

Here you go. You're sexist. I'm surprised you didn't bitch that they didn't know what their shrimp fork was. But Obama, shouldn't you go back to Martha's Vineyard? You know, where the black population is about 3%. If he wanted to twist someone's arms, he should have sent Michelle. But in the meantime, while Dems released Castrato ads, what happened to Prime Minister Elon Musk? A new line of robots, a sleek autonomous bus, and then a rocket he caught on the way down.

It's kind of amazing. I mean, think about it. Think about physics. It's like taking Joy Behar into the stratosphere and then landing on an aircraft carrier. Except lighter. But here's a guy who doesn't need to be told everything is fine. In fact, they tell him the opposite. Yet look what he accomplishes. Man literally has a spaceship and it works. The people come back alive. How many people in history could say that? So if you're looking at men, which side appeals to you more? A bunch of broke actors or a brilliant billionaire inventor?

Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk listens as Republican presidential candidate former President Donald Trump speaks during a campaign event during the Butler Farm Show on Saturday, October 5, 2024, in Butler, Pennsylvania. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

When I saw the Harris ad, I wasn't ashamed of being a man because I wasn't them. And when I see Musk, I'm not proud to be a man because I didn't do what he did. He did it. And that's it. It's about individuals, not groups. The point is that Democrats always miss. That's why they needed actors to play people they consider men, because they don't know what men are unless they're a group that can be herded like sheep. And they feel embarrassed doing it like Tim Walz trying to hunt.

Shut up! You know he doesn't know what he's doing when he talks like that. But it was no such thing as a war weapon he claimed to have taken with him into battle, but it was actually ice cream scoops while he was stationed in Italy. I mean, it was worse than Liz Warren trying to drink beer, or as her people call it, firewater. But I never know.

Democratic vice presidential candidate Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz speaks during a campaign event on Monday, Oct. 14, 2024, in Green Bay, Wisconsin. (AP Photo/Jeffrey Phelps)

I never know.

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But they always try to be everything they are not, which is ordinary people. And what's worse, they don't like ordinary people. So if you're a man, don't let an actor or the Martha's Vineyard elite tell you how to vote. Hell, you don't even have to tell me that. You can make your own decisions. That's how we get fair elections and working spaceships.